Bing
Bing it. Nobody says that. Nobody has ever said that.
Transcript
Transcript of “Bing”
Panel 1. The blue robot announces, mid-gesture: "This week is Bing's 5th birthday!"
Panel 2. He throws his arms wide with a big grin: "Happy Birthday!"
Panel 3. Deadpan, hands at his sides: "I can't believe it's already been 5 years of ignoring you and still using Google instead."