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Jean Grey’s Anatomy

Four-panel comic recasting the X-Men as a hospital soap opera called Jean Grey's Anatomy. Jean Grey in scrubs screams at Cyclops for sleeping with her clone, Madelyne Pryor informs Cable that she is pregnant with him, Jean and Rachel Grey bond over feeling angry and hungry all the time, and Jean kisses Wolverine while declaring she would die without him. Every absurd beat is a real X-Men plot point.
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Transcript of “Jean Grey’s Anatomy”

Panel 1. A title card reads: "Next Time On Jean Grey's Anatomy." Panel 2. Jean Grey, in hospital scrubs, screams at Cyclops: "YOU SLEPT WITH MY CLONE!!!" Beside them, her clone Madelyne Pryor points at herself and tells a white-haired, scar-faced Cable: "And she's pregnant with ME!" Panel 3. A worried Jean confides in Rachel Grey: "I just get angry and hungry all the time these days!" Rachel replies: "I know what you mean!" Panel 4. Jean kisses Wolverine and swoons: "Oh, Logan! I'd DIE without you!"