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Super Diapers

Four-panel comic styled as a fake commercial. A reporter asks Captain America to take the SuperDiapers Challenge, and after considering how nice it would be to avoid accidents while fighting for truth and justice, Cap is next seen shield-bashing Red Skull and then grinning at the camera, telling his uncontrollable bowels to take that while endorsing Super Diapers.
Transcript

Transcript of “Super Diapers”

Panel 1. A reporter shoves a microphone at Captain America while the Human Torch streaks past behind them: "Hey, Cap! Are you willing to take the SuperDiapers Challenge?!" Cap: "Look, I'm kinda.." Panel 2. Cap pauses mid-refusal, thinking: "Y'know, it might be nice to not have accidents while I'm fighting for truth and justice..." Panel 3. Caption: "LATER..." Captain America slams Red Skull with his shield: "Take THAT scum!" Panel 4. Cap grins at the reader with a thumbs up: "And take THAT uncontrollable bowels!" Ad copy reads: "Switch today to SUPER DIAPERS!!" next to a glowing box labeled "SUPER DIAPERS! by Desra!"