Captain America Sells Out
The shield does a sponsor lap before every fight.
Transcript
Transcript of “Captain America Sells Out”
Panel 1. A noble Captain America poses before a waving American flag. Sign: "Captain America: Created in the 40's."
Panel 2. A grinning Cap in sunglasses gives a thumbs up, wearing a NASCAR-style suit plastered with sponsor logos (Walmart, VW, McDonald's, Mobil, Coke, Apple, ESPN, Heineken, Best Buy, Visa, Quicksilver), his shield relabeled "Budweiser" with an Obama campaign logo in the center. Sign: "Captain America: If Created Now." Caption: "Steve Rodgers is the winner of the reality show: CAPTAIN AMERICA!"