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Do Not Trust the Bay, Part 2

Three-panel comic. A TMZ style caption reports Rainbow Brite leaving Michael Bay's house at 4am as she does the walk of shame, and a smug shirtless Bay decides the next franchise he will ruin is Star Wars. He then stops himself, robotic hand over his mouth, remembering that somebody has already done that job for him.
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Transcript of “Do Not Trust the Bay, Part 2”

Panel 1. Caption: "...In other gossip news, TMZ reports seeing Rainbow Brite leaving Micheal Bay's house about 4am this morning......" A disheveled Rainbow Brite, makeup smeared, does the walk of shame down a sunny sidewalk. Panel 2. A shirtless, grinning Michael Bay flexes in his dark lair, the chained sprite watching sadly, and declares: "Wow. That was eaiser than I thought... ok, who do I ruin next... I KNOW! STAR WARS!!!" Panel 3. Bay claps his robotic hand over his own mouth and reconsiders: "No, wait... he's already done that job for me..." The sprite looks on, worried.