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Do Not Trust the Bay

Three-panel comic. Michael Bay, drawn as a red-eyed supervillain with a robotic arm and a cat on his lap, gloats over defeating Optimus Prime in three movies and bets he can break the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in half the time. He then asks a chained Rainbow Brite sprite which 80s franchise he should suck the soul from next, and demands to be brought Rainbow Brite herself.
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Transcript of “Do Not Trust the Bay”

Panel 1. Optimus Prime and Bumblebee stare out from behind windows like captives as an off-panel voice gloats: "It took three movies, but we've defeated Optimus Prime..." Panel 2. Michelangelo and Raphael of the Ninja Turtles peer out from the next windows as the voice continues: "I'm betting I could do the same in half the time with them..." Panel 3. Michael Bay, red-eyed with a robotic arm, sits in a dark throne stroking an orange cat on his bandaged lap, holding a chained yellow sprite on a leash. He purrs: "Tell me Gleep... which 80's franchise should I suck the soul from next..." The sprite pleads: "Please Mr. Bay... I don't want to hurt any more friends..." Bay answers: "I do... bring me... Rainbow Brite..."

Do Not Trust the Bay

Do not trust the Bay, for he is comprised of pure evil!