How to Dump a Nerd – Take 2

Panel 1. Title card: "How to Dump a Nerd (If at first you don't succeed...)" The girl robot says: "Oh, it didn't work? Oh, dear. Try this:" Panel 2. The girl robot tells her boyfriend robot: "I'm about to give you some bad news. But I want to give you something first, so you know there are worse things out there." Panel 3. Close-up: she hands over a copy of the Dolph Lundgren Masters of the Universe movie. Panel 4. She says: "I'm dumping you." Panel 5. She checks in: "You're ok, right?" Panel 6. The boy robot hugs his gift, thrilled: "SWEET! This is out of print!!! You're the best girlfriend EVER!!" She sighs: "Oh, dear."